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Someone get the spin doctors on the phone. The Senator just sexually assaulted himself in a drunken rage.
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TV news: Breaking news! Life found on Mars!
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The ultimate trophy
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Tick-tock
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"Are we lost again, Sir?..."
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CUBA
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It's Martha Stewart's poncho pattern giveaway day!
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Man showing his head through a hole in a flag
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US Economy
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Jeez... He's still biting...
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Which way is home?
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An empire for sale!
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