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Dog at a shrink's office: ...and then I found out that Mother was a bitch...
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I'll give you five bucks for the clicker!
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..and that is EXACTLY how you should not do it
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COME AT ONCE STOP YOU HAVE SONE STOP
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"Hurry up, Doc! I'm expecting a phone call!"
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I don't believe it...
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I can't be your blood brother 'til I see a negative HIV antibody Western blot test.
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"I know you love spending time fishing, but this is ridiculous..."
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Well, that's all they had at the flower shop, hon...
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Honey, please be reasonable
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"Well, the good news is your husband is OK. I can not say the same for the TV..."
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I'm going to the library
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