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Today I got the promotion!... But then Donald Trump came in and I got fired...
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Funny...This fish reminds me of someone...
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"Man surprising his wife: Honey, your new accessory arrived!"
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You won't like what I have to say...
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Don't you have to turn the TV on first?
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I just don't see the point of you hiding...
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Step out and you will never see me again! Wait...that did not sound like a threat...
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George, tell the driver to drive carefully as you are not insured.
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The other half belongs to my wife now...
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Ah, George, your wife just called...She'll be late for about 20-30 years.
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George, be a sweetie and pour yourself a glass of wine, will you?
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"Can you add a little warm water, honey? My feet are getting cold..."
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