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Man and woman having an argument in an office: The doctor said I need more action so I decided to experiment with Online Stock Investing
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"A man and woman discussing a sale: Whatever it is you are selling, I'm buying, honey!"
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Two men talking in an office: I hate Mondays...I feel like my head is on fire...
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"Prehistoric men discussing computers: Looks cool, but their Customer support sucks..."
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Woman talking on the phone: Customer support. Please hold till I transfer your call to our branch in India...
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"Man talking on the phone: Oh, you are a client? Thank God! I thought you were one of my creditors..."
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Two men touring an office: Each of our employees has two backup computer technicians!
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"Man and woman fussing around a computer fallen on the floor: Should I call Technical support to pick up the monitor for you, Sir?"
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Two men talking in an office: Think of it as an accessory item...
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Two men touring an office: We like to control our employees' thoughts...
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"Woman in an office: For service in English, please press 1.For service in Spanish, please press 2.For service is sign language, please nod!"
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Man giving instructions to another man in an office: Use this when the boss calls you.
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