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Man taking a picture of a woman: It's OK...I'll just Photoshop the ocean behind you later.
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Of course your father will play with you...when you grow up.
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There must be something good about going to work everyday...I just can't see what it is...
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The new 'All-you-can-eat' diet is great!!!
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"Sir, I'm confident I can support your daughter in the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed."
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He didn't exactly propose
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"I'm calling to let you know that my husband does not feel well today, and he's about to get worse..."
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It don't matter what show we'll be watching... I'm just interested in the commercials...
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"...and do you promise to love, honor and cherish your partner till you get divorced? "
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You never learned to eat properly
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That's his favourite TV!
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Today I got the promotion!... But then Donald Trump came in and I got fired...
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