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I am sure you'll appreciate our new policy.
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Hm... Another one who skipped my safety course...
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Oh
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Two men at a construction site: I still need your signature for the Safety course completion...
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Man and woman on a deserted island: Man and woman on an island
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Woman talking on the phone: Customer support. Please hold till I transfer your call to our branch in India...
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Two men touring an office: Each of our employees has two backup computer technicians!
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...and that's when we decided to form a partnership and produce kids...
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Two men touring an office: We like to control our employees' thoughts...
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Man taking a picture of a woman: It's OK...I'll just Photoshop the ocean behind you later.
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Of course your father will play with you...when you grow up.
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"Man talking to a woman behind a desk: ...of course, if you don't like my resume, I have many more available..."
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