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Two men talking in an office: Think of it as an accessory item...
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Two men touring an office: We like to control our employees' thoughts...
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"Woman in an office: For service in English, please press 1.For service in Spanish, please press 2.For service is sign language, please nod!"
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Man giving instructions to another man in an office: Use this when the boss calls you.
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Man in office: I'm here 24/7 in case Destiny calls...
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Some angry woman is on the line. She wants to know if you're still on for drinks last Thursday.
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Man delivering presentation to another man: And that's how in short we will conquer the world!
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Man filling up a desk on gas: Those new V8 desks are a riot! Management says they will increase productivity with 200%
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I hate business meetings but I just LOVE business lunches!
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Man in front of charts: Signs read: Hopes Dreams
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"Man talking to a woman behind a desk: ...of course, if you don't like my resume, I have many more available..."
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Two men one of who is sinking into the floor: Don't worry...I've seen the Matrix! It's just a computer glitch...
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