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Two men talking in an office: I hate Mondays...I feel like my head is on fire...
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I can't be your blood brother 'til I see a negative HIV antibody Western blot test.
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"Nurse, come quick. I think I just sewed my hand to this patent!"
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Well, that's all they had at the flower shop, hon...
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"Well, the good news is your husband is OK. I can not say the same for the TV..."
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Wow! This was a weird computer bug...
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"Man talking on the phone: Oh, you are a client? Thank God! I thought you were one of my creditors..."
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Two men touring an office: Each of our employees has two backup computer technicians!
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Well
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"...and if we start budgeting now, we might go to Disney Land in about 25 years..."
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In love
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Two men touring an office: We like to control our employees' thoughts...
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