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Man taking a picture of a woman: It's OK...I'll just Photoshop the ocean behind you later.
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"Sir, I'm confident I can support your daughter in the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed."
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"I'm calling to let you know that my husband does not feel well today, and he's about to get worse..."
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That's his favourite TV!
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Funny...This fish reminds me of someone...
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"Man surprising his wife: Honey, your new accessory arrived!"
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You won't like what I have to say...
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I just don't see the point of you hiding...
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George, tell the driver to drive carefully as you are not insured.
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The other half belongs to my wife now...
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Ah, George, your wife just called...She'll be late for about 20-30 years.
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George, be a sweetie and pour yourself a glass of wine, will you?
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