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"Nurse, come quick. I think I just sewed my hand to this patent!"
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Ron
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Hm... Another one who skipped my safety course...
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Well, that's all they had at the flower shop, hon...
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Doctor operating a patient
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"Well, the good news is your husband is OK. I can not say the same for the TV..."
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Have you ever considered...
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Have I told you lately that I love you?
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That came as a shock to everyone...
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Forget Free Willy!!! I need some glamour in my life!...
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My boss said 'Go sleep with the fishes!' so I got myself ready...
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Wow! This was a weird computer bug...
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